Junkyard Quote 3, Week 4

"I petted a kitty once. Then I sent it out in traffic."

-My Roommate

So I should start off by saying my roommate borders on being abusive to our two cats, Harold and Mr. Pants. He is never outright cruel or harmful towards them, just likes to assert his power by waving a foot directly over them--pinning them down on the carpet, or waving his hand erratically in their face. He does, however, claim to be a cat person. Then he says things like this. . .